Foreskin Academy

It has been said that my opening of this Foreskin Academy is out of character. Such detractors cynically note that I'm often so preoccupied with my mechanical wonders to notice the natural wonders dangling between my legs. But it is for this very reason I opened this institution: a place where foreskin heroism is both taught and studied. No true scientist leaves a stone unturned in the pursuit of knowledge.